Eddie's funny

We are trying to get ready for the big move. I can't sleep and haven't been able to in weeks. I'm really hoping that it all changes soon, b/c I'm exhausted. Here's 3 funny stories.


Eddie had to give the scripture in primary. He kept trying to reword it, b/c he says it didn't make any sense. I kept trying to explain to him how people used to talk different-etc. This went on for several minutes (Eddie tends to be a little stuborn). Spencer solved the argrument for us. He said, "They used to talk different-like pirates".

Anytime Eddie gets any money it burns a hole in his pocket. He had some cash, and was dying to go to Target. I told him I'd take him if he could go an entire day w/out whining. With a complete straight face he said, "Fine, but then you have to do everything I want."

Totally gross-seriously don't read this if you're eating:
Eddie was in the bathroom and was having some stomach problems. He was having some serious trouble trying to clean himself up. In exaperation he said, "My bum's a disaster."